The plot sucks...

But the killings are gorgeous.

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sourwolves asked: incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU

felicitysmock:

"Excuse me, uh, is this seat taken?"

Derek looks up from over the top of his book, tries not to scowl at the extremely attractive young man blinking at him expectantly. He’d been hoping for a quiet eight hours, not to be dealing with a constant desire to jump somebody all the way home.

"No," he says flatly. "But, I’ve been told I snore when I inevitably fall asleep."

The man laughs, juts his chin at Derek’s book, “I would, too, if I was reading Kafka.”

Derek arches an eyebrow, considers the cover of The Castle, “It’s… It’s a classic.”

"Sure," the guy shoves his bag above Derek’s head. Derek tries and fails not to let his gaze be drawn to where his t-shirt rides up and reveals sharp hipbones and dark trail of hair leading down into his pants. Derek clears his throat, cursing himself and re-opens his book. 

"It’s most entertaining," he insists. 

"You keep telling yourself that," the guy winks at him as he settles in, tugs out a large pair of headphones. “I tried to read The Metamorphosis once, gave up and now I use it to prop up a photo frame.”

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The great Hallmark Movie fic challenge

agentotter:

Hallmark Channel movies are legitimately terrible like 99% of the time but I feel like there should be a fanfiction challenge where people write fic based on their cable guide summaries. I mean, they’re all so perfect because there are already fics like these, these are some seriously tried and true romance-movie plots, but my point is we need MORE of them like at least one version of each one in every fandom. I mean look at this gold, come on:

  • Romance blooms between a single mom and an injured firefighter who is renting a room in her home while he recovers.
  • Neighbors form an unusual arrangement to share custody of a dog, and the pair soon find themselves falling for one another.
  • A dogged TV reporter finds her own love life changed when she profiles a WWII widow who continues to honor the memory of her Navy pilot husband 65 years after he was declared missing in action. (Come on that one’s a meatball it’s a Steve/Bucky AU without even trying.)
  • A disgruntled actor discovers life can change in a heartbeat when he accidentally gets into a car accident with a single mother.
  • A father’s holiday spirit was crushed by an accident when he was a child. WHen his son faces a tragedy, a mysterious man instills in him the courage to find the joy he lost.
  • Two lawyers visit their siblings over the holidays and find romance in the middle of Christmas Eve chaos.
  • When a young girl reveals her secret to Santa that she wants a boyfriend for Christmas, she never expects it come true 19 years later! (Jesus get ur shit together Santa get some sort of order management system 19 years is a really unacceptable wait time.)
  • Jessie has called off three engagments, but when she’s pursued by a new suitor, things get complicated.
  • A wealthy and successful career woman gets a second chance in life when a magical wish transports her back in time.
  • Two young people — a successful lawyer whose career is moving fast and a free-spirited woman with a carefree approach to life — meet when they’re stuck in a broken elevator. Despite their very different lifestyles, sparks fly they hit it off immediately. But will love allow them learn to embrace each other’s flaws?
  • Heaven and earth collide when an angel-in-training is sent down to a community college during Christmas for his first assignment: to help an insecure student realize her true purpose in life. The angel, living as a literature teacher, is also schooled in lessons of life and love as he realizes that dealing with humans is not as easy as it looks like from the clouds.
  • When a tv show host meets a mysterious stranger, her love life gets an arrow straight through the heart. (That sounds bad tho. Is ur heart bleeding? R u ok?)
  • A dedicated career woman must lie about having a family in order to land her dream job. She gets the job, but when her new boss moves in next door, she must hire an actor to play her husband and borrow her best friend’s teenage daughter to act as her own child.
  • A busy career woman discovers the Christmas Spirit after taking over her family’s Christmas tree farm.
  • A wedding coordinator learns to heal her heart for a second chance at true love.
  • A woman with a hint of magic decides to move in to a haunted house for a spell. As if that weren’t odd enough for her new neighbors, she also opens Bell, Book and Candle, a wondrous shop full of unique items. Is the neighborhood ‘witch’ the real deal, or does her vibrant personality just have the neighborhood spellbound?
  • A driven and successful advertising executive from Los Angeles is devastated when she finds out her fiancé has been cheating on her. Leaving him behind, she decides to go on their honeymoon alone—to a breathtaking castle in the Irish countryside. She soon discovers the honeymoon suite isn’t so sweet when everything starts to go wrong, from her lost luggage to her repeated run-ins with the estate’s manager, a handsome outdoorsman with a knack for getting on her nerves.
  • A young teacher must learn the ways of the frontier to survive her first teaching assignment in the west. (This one has MOUNTIES come on.)
  • A young professional’s April Fool’s Day pranks come true and change the course of her life.
  • A disgruntled uptown dessert chef and a brooding downtown baker team up and win the prestigious Golden Whisk competition and eventually fall in love. 
  • Ugly duckling Harold hires a former high school crush to help shed his wallflower approach to romance.
  • A young businesswoman searches for the ‘Prince Charming’ who swept her off her feet at a masquerade ball.
  • What happens to three newlywed couples when a clerical error annuls their marriages?
  • When a baseball player’s lost dog is adopted by a single mom, can puppy love bring them together?
  • An unlikely pair are forced to work together in the kitchen and end up mixing all the right ingredients for love.
  • A substitute teacher waiting for his big break finds himself falling for both his new job and a pretty fellow teacher.

So many movies. So many tropes. So many fics we could be having. GIVE THEM TO ME.

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saucefactory:

fic where derek gets hit by a spell and has to obey whatever command given and everyone freaks out at 1st ‘omg what if someone tells him to kill himself’ but then boyd says ‘breakdance’ isaac chimes in ‘drop it real low’ and then TWERKING

…AND STILES’S JAW SLOWLY DROPS OPEN AS HE IMAGINES THE 1000000000000 THINGS HE CAN GET DEREK TO DO BUT WON’T BECAUSE CONSENT BUT STILL

EITHER WAY THIS PLOT BUNNY IS AWESOME AND TELL ME YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE IT

The pack is all standing quietly, and Stiles is sneaking worried looks at Derek’s stoic face as they all try to process the news.

"How long will this last?" Scott demands.

"It’s a difficult spell," Deaton responds, "But I’m certain Derek has the inner strength to break it."

"This is horrible," Lydia exclaims. "What if the witches command him to hurt himself? Or someone else?"

Derek crosses his arms and grits his teeth, and a grim silence falls in the room.

"I’m sure Derek will be able to break the curse before then. Try giving him a simple commands and eventually he’ll build up enough strength to resist them and end up breaking the curse," Deaton suggests.

The pack looks at each other nervously, none of them willing to command Derek to do anything.

The awkward silence is suddenly broken when Boyd bursts out, “Derek. Breakdance.” Boyd shrugs in response to the multiple looks he gets from the other pack members but says simply, “What. It’s not dangerous to anyone.”

Meanwhile Derek has suddenly dropped to the floor of the clinic and is dancing, a series of strange and fluid rhythmic motion, gyrating and shifting to inaudible music. Stiles’ throat goes dry, watching Derek undulate as the rest of the pack erupts in laughter and catcalls, cheering Derek on.

"Drop it down real low," Isaac calls out, as Scott is clapping out a beat.

And Derek does, arching his back and popping his ass out, and he’s twerking, of all the ridiculous things. If Stiles had appreciated Derek’s ass in the every so brief moments he’s checked that backside out, it’s nothing to this, when it’s on full display, shaking in all it’s glory. It’s obscene, really, and the rest of the pack howls in laughter, joining in an impromptu dance party, Erica shaking her hips outrageously, Scott spinning Allison around, Isaac bouncing in enthusiasm around Boyd, who is calmly bopping his head to the imaginary beat.

Stiles’ can’t take his eyes off Derek, whose face still bears a confused look as he dances with the pack when Scott happily declares, “Dance with us, Derek!”

Stiles gets pulled into the mess when Scott notices he’s sitting shiftily by himself, and then suddenly he’s up against the solid mass that is Derek, shaking his hips sexily.

Isaac pushes Stiles forward and winks at him when Stiles falls into Derek’s arms, and he is incredibly close and moving like that Stiles can’t help but be aroused but it’s so wrong, because Derek’s face is all sorts of confusion because he’s being compelled to dance like this.

Erica is suddenly cooing at his side and saying, “You should kiss Stiles, Derek,” and Stiles freezes, because that is so not fair, everybody knowing about his crush and he absolutely does not want it like this.

Derek has stopped dancing and is staring resolutely at Stiles. He’s not completely frozen, and his arms are twitching at his side.

"Erica!" Stiles hisses.

"What?" Erica says.

Everyone has stopped dancing now, the moment of hilarity and spontaneity over. Derek is still twitching, and he grits his jaw and suddenly his eyes flash, and then his whole body relaxes.

"Whoa, what was that?" Scott exclaims. "Did you…?"

"Do the robot, Derek," Isaac suggests, and Derek glares at him and punches Isaac in the shoulder.

There’s some cheering and celebration that Derek has broken the curse, but Stiles is a little bitter that Derek only found the willpower to break the curse because he didn’t want to kiss Stiles.

They’re leaving the clinic, and Stiles is the last one out the door. Derek stops him suddenly.

"That wasn’t cool of Erica, what she said, to try to get me to…" Derek starts gruffly.

Stiles laughs weakly. “It’s cool, I mean that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, so it’s a good thing, right? Way to go, Stiles! My repulsiveness saves the day!”

Derek frowns. “It’s not that…I don’t… I mean, I just didn’t want to force you into it.”

And holy shit, is Derek blushing? Stiles runs his hand through his hair and sure enough, there is a faint tinge of embarrassment creeping across Derek’s face. “You mean, you…actually…”

There’s a slight movement of eyebrows and a look glancing down and Stiles is certain of his catalog of Derek expressions that it’s a definite yes. Stiles launches himself at Derek in a flurry of excitement and kisses him, and after a moment of surprise Derek pulls him in and kisses him right back.

From the parking lot Scott is staring back at them with a confused expression. “Guys? Er…I thought we broke the curse?”

Stiles gives him the middle finger and continues kissing Derek.

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"I think everybody can relate to that experience of needing to feel hidden, or some part of them they have to hide, and I just try to imagine myself in that situation and think ‘If I had to do that for the duration of my life, I would probably be really angry, and I would probably have a lot of rage and frustration!’ Think about how much frustration happens when you’re just driving in a lot of traffic! That’s like just the taste, and then there’s a lifetime of something much more important and kind of integral to who you are as a person. That would build up a lot, I think.”  - Noel Fisher

(Source: gallavych, via mlightwood)

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strangelydelusional:

allthemstilinskifeels:

The Stilinski Timeline

"I saw an MRI that looked exactly like my wife’s…and it terrifies me…"

Inspired from the quote above (and the many events in 3b), decided it was high time to create some sort of family history of the Stilinski’s. Try to catch some of the symbolism I put in :)

#OKAY LET ME REBLOG THIS AGAIN BECAUSE #DO YOU KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS ART IS? #FROM TOP TO BOTTOM IT’S SO FUCKING SYMBOLIC #CLAUDIA WEARING A BRIDAL GOWN TO SYMBOLIZE THAT SHE’S A /WIFE/ BUT HER MOTHERHOOD GOT CUT SHORT BECAUSE SHE DIED FROM HER DISEASE #THEN YOU SEE STILES SLOWLY CRACKING — BREAKING — BECAUSE HE WATCHED HIS MOTHER DIED AND NOW HE THINKS HE HAS IT. AND IT’S SLOWLY #TEARING HIM APART #THEN YOU HAVE THE SHERIFF AT THE BOTTOM #AND HE’S CARRYING ///ALL OF IT// ON HIS SHOULDERS #HIS WIFE HIS SON BOTH HAVE THE SAME DISEASE #AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT TRY TO NUMB THE PAIN AWAY WITH ALCOHOL #I LOVE THIS ART SO MUCH BYE #FANART#STILINSKI FAMILY FEELS ;A; (via slippingintoacomabored)

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